Warren Buffett: Mr. Clean Market Manipulator

Pure as snow.  Or pure as Ivory soap.  (Wait, that soap belongs to a different company.)

Or is he simply Mr. Clean?  (Well, that is how most of the Slurpy Media likes to portray him.)

Or maybe just about as pure and innocent as any Crony Billionaire manipulating the markets for personal gain can be called clean. 

Yep, that's him: Warren Buffett.  A real billionaire bigshot.

Warren Buffett, rich and powerful and phony as can be, does move the markets in his favor to protect advantages that other investors will never have.  (It's great work if you can work it and, boy o billionaire boy, Buffett works it real bad!)

Maybe we should put it this way to drive home the point: Warren Buffett aka Mr. Clean aka Mr. Pay More Taxes for Everyone But Me rigs the markets so he can get overwhelming advantages not available to anyone else.

But, as it sometimes happens, Master Market Manipulator Warren Buffett got caught.

(Hey!  Btw, guess who Warren Buffett supports for President? 

Ms. Turn $1,000 into $100,000 Market Manipulator Who Did It All By Herself.  Or, just asking, was she simply a Bond Girl named Favors Galore?)

So, yes, Billionaire Buffett got caught. 

Last week, the Wall Street Journal wrote an article that explained and showed charts how Warren Buffett's Special Magic rigged Dow Chemical shares in the stock market for his personal advantage à la Favors Galore. 

(There's got to be a Hollywood script ready to go!  The Big Long?)

Yesterday, the Wall Street Journal followed up with a story about a Yale professor saying, Yepper, Warren Buffett's Special Market Manipulation and Price Rigging Magic was indeed happening.

You will have to read the story to understand how the share prices of Dow Chemical were being manipulated in the open market.  See the link below.

Once the spotlight is on, though, the manipulation is painfully obvious.

Yes, Warren Buffett is a Billionaire who Manipulates Markets and always gets Special One of a Kind Deals.  That is well known.

In this case, he's got a Large $3 Billion stake that enjoys special favor. 

(You know how politicians like to say we need to take care of all of our stakeholders.  Billionaire Buffett is a BIG STAKEHOLDER.  Or, as his favorite candidate might say: is that a big stake you're holding and why are you so happy to see me?)

Mr. Clean?  No.  Not by a long shot.  Maybe he should be called Mr. Dirty Warren Buffett.  Guess that depends on what your definition of dirt is.  Ahh, speaking of which, how about Mr. Depends?

Nonetheless, Warren Buffett seems to have a lot in common with shady characters of shady ethics who seemingly possess skills that magically turn so little into so much.  

See the WSJ story here:
Link: http://blogs.wsj.com/moneybeat/2016/08/31/dow-chemicals-1-in-1000-stock-action-works-in-warren-buffetts-favor/